what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Your Mom!!!

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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