wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

whats brown and sticky? shit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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