- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

I'm Jewish

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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