- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

You read the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What's big and fat? An obese man.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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