Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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giddy goat

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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