The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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