im a willy bum bum

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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