What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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