why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.