Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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david poredos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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