What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Lil Wayne

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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