- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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