What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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hey John will you make some copies

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Woman's Rights

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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