- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

The jets are a good team..

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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