one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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