- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

7+5=12

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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