What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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