Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Bacon is delcious.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Your Mother

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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