- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Black Friday

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

ME NAME IS JEFF

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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