- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

THE GAME.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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