- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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