What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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