- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What is a chair?

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Hello.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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