- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Womens rights

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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