You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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