A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Black people being friendly.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Why was the woman?

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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