yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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men's rights.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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The person below me is weird.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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