What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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