- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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