School

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Are you Drew?

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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