What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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