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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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