- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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