- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

He walked in a bar

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

kesha is a virgin.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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