why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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HEY!

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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