A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Bob Saget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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