- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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