some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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womens rights.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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