whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What do you call a black man? Black

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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