watch me nae nae

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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poop

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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A seal walks into a club.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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