- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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