Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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69 :)

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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