What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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