What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Nickleback.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

what is the color of a burp burple

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.