- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Guess what? The Game.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

hi jonny

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Win industrial estate, Newry

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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