- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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