SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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