Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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neil likes pube toast

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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