whats cold and in a box...have a guess

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

top kek

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Donald Trump

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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