- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

Vicky is my best friend.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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