Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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all these jokes suck ass

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Anti Joke

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