- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Guess what. Chicken butt.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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