Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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