How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

all these jokes suck ass

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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