A man sat on a chair

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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