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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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