knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Justin's humor

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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