AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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