If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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