- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

This one time at band camp music was played.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

There's a car about to hit me.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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