- Anti Joke

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.