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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Im black

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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