how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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What's circular and round A circle

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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