Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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