Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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a man said hi.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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