- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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