- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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