Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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shut up iggy

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A russian gives away vodka.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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say cheese

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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purple pickles

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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