Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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I've got a dig bick

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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