What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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You see how lame this is?

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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david what a baghead

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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