A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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This one time at band camp....

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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