- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Agent 47.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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