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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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