Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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The Game

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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