I died shortly after writing this.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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The WNBA

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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