A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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The Game

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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The WNBA

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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